Krocial: I am the new Queen of Tumblr!

Krocial: It’s not that hard to understand, that this is a rape going on here! A TENTACLE RAPE.

Shamon: T_T…

lil-miss-jay:

This rustles the fuck out of my jimmies.

How the shit is Asexual more ‘interesting’ than Heterosexual?

They are sexually attracted to NOBODY.

They have NO FETISHES.

NO LIBIDO.

NO SEX DRIVE.

EMPTY.

NADA.

NONE.

THEY ARE THE NIHILISTS OF SEXUALITY.

Yet straight people are boring.

Okay.

Sure thing, internet.

Whatever you say.

(Yeah I’m aware it’s a joke, but my jimmies remain rustled. 10/10. Calling the police.)

krocialblack

Of course Hetero is boooooring…

Well hello there! :-D

Hope everyone had a great MOOthers Day!

topgear:

R.I.P. Carroll Shelby.

We’ve just received the sad news that today - 11 May 2012 - Carroll Shelby has passed away at the age of 89 after being hospitalized for pneumonia.

He was the mastermind behind the AC Cobra, the Dodge Viper (with Bob Lutz), and influential in the development of the Ford GT40.

In tribute to one of the undisputed kings of American muscle cars, here is our story from Top Gear magazine published only one month ago, dedicated to a true automotive legend.

Shamon: Krocials strange way of wishing everyone a Happy Earth Day

Krocial: Cats love playing with lizards. Especially blue big breasted horny lizards! >:3

royalcanterlotvoice:

rune-midgarts:

blackfashion:

soulamazinggg:

rdetection:

ethiopienne:

seoulmama:

thempress:

babybutta:

stelio-kontos:

haitianpastor:

I respect son right here.

much love

OH MY GOD! Angel!

Awww. Future husband man!

That made me tear up. We need more great human beings like him. I hope he raises his children with the same ideologies. I feel a little better about the world tonight.

but…but…i thought all young men of color are violent threats to society?

mad respect yo

wow. this is heartwarming 

that was beautiful.

;___;

friendship is magic,thought i’d share this here

Finally! A wise young man who knows the TRUTH! We need more people like him in this dark, cruel, evil world we’re living in today! It’s so easy to hate, but it’s hard to love. This kid brings honor to his family. The world should watch this video and learn from this kid! HELL! Make this kid the President of the United States! I tip my hat to this young man, and I applaud him! While the other guys in this segment was willing to stop and help if you’re a sexy young woman. This kid would be willing to stop and help regardless, because you’re a person in NEED! And he thinks with his HEAD, not with his penis. This kid is a true Angel sent from the Heavens…